This Halloween there's a new house in town

When a mysterious house appears on Halloween, the neighborhood children are in for a treat. And not just any treat…because when the strange owner starts handing out candy, each child is struck with visions of their deepest desires. But when two of the boys demand more than their share of sweets, the trick's on them, because the man with the magic candy is already waiting, and he’s no man at all.

Brilliant, bewitching illustrations

Deliciously dark artwork on every page

Available in paperback & ebook

House Thirty-One is available in paperback for $12.99 and ebook for only $2.99. Order now before Halloween to get the best deal!

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Frequently Asked Questions

The official reading level of House Thirty-One is ages 5 - 8. That said, many reviewers mention that this book is great for all ages. The vocabulary is extensive, which makes for a good challenge. It's also a good opportunity for parents who are reading together with their child to offer a learning experience and introduce some vocabulary.

Both paperback and ebook versions of House Thirty-One are available exclusively on Amazon.

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No, not real violence. Some of the humor includes cartoon violence, but it's nothing you wouldn’t see on Bugs Bunny.

Unfortunately, boxed sets are not currently available. We hope to offer this one day.

Yes, but D. Melhoff's public readings are often sporadic and unpublicized. There's a better chance of hearing him read on social media, so follow him on Facebook, Instagram, and anything else that pops up over the years.

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