Four wickedly fun books


D. Melhoff's Deliciously Dark Holiday Collection consists of four wickedly fun books for mature children and immature adults. Whether it's Halloween, Christmas, Easter, or Thanksgiving, there's a story for each one. These tales are sure to provide dark fun for years to come.

The Easter Witch

A starving witch accidentally eats the Easter Bunny and must save Easter.

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Turkeyton Town

A trio of murderous turkeys take over a farm on Thanksgiving.

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House Thirty-One

A mischievous goblin serves bullies their just desserts on Halloween.

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The Toymaker

A struggling toymaker kidnaps an elf and wages war on the North Pole.

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About the Author


D. Melhoff is a master of making the fun and bizarre go hand in hand. Along with the rich, one-of-a-kind illustrations of Ariane Elsammak, his twisted tales are exciting, vintage-flavored rides through the dark side of every reader’s imagination, appealing to mature children and immature adults everywhere.

Reader Reviews


Readers aren't just satisfied, they've discovered some of their new favorites. Rated 5 stars across all four books from 300+ customer reviews on Amazon, Goodreads, Facebook, Instagram, and more.

Ron Henry & Son   ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Veena Fernando  ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Mike Picardo  ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Melissa McCausland  ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Renee S. & Son   ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Chao Austin  ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Available in paperback & ebook


Paper purists and eFreaks rejoice! The Easter Witch is available in both paperback and ebook. Want the ebook but don’t own a Kindle? No problem. Download the free Kindle app and read it on any device.

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Frequently Asked Questions


Many reviewers say that D. Melhoff's books are great for all ages. The vocabulary is extensive, which makes for a good challenge. It's also a good opportunity for parents who are reading together with their child to offer a learning experience and introduce some vocabulary. Overall,

Both paperback and ebook versions of D. Melhoff's books are available exclusively on Amazon.

No worries! D. Melhoff's books are available on most Amazon marketplaces—not just Amazon.com. They are also available on Amazon.ca, Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.au, Amazon.de, Amazon.fr, Amazon.it, Amazon.es, and more.

Even though D. Melhoff's eBooks are available exclusively on Amazon, you don't need an Amazon Kindle to read them. You can download the Kindle App on your phone, iPad, or other tablet and access them just as easily. The app works on iOS, Android, Mac, and PC.

No, not real violence. Some of the humor includes cartoon violence, but it's nothing you wouldn’t see on Bugs Bunny.

Unfortunately, boxed sets are not currently available. We hope to offer this one day.

Yes, but D. Melhoff's public readings are often sporadic and unpublicized. There's a better chance of hearing him read on social media, so follow him on Facebook, Instagram, and anything else that pops up over the years.

The best way to help support D. Melhoff is by leaving reviews and spreading the word on social. Every review helps. If you're not camera shy, film a quick video review on your phone and send it to dmelhoff@gmail.com. We may feature it in future marketing.

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