D. Melhoff’s Deliciously Dark Holiday Collection is a series of humorous stories for mature children and immature adults. Whether it’s Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, or Christmas, there’s a delightfully twisted tale for each one.

The Easter Witch

An unlucky witch eats the Easter Bunny and races to save Easter.

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Turkeyton Town

A trio of murderous turkeys take over a farm on Thanksgiving.

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House Thirty-One

A goblin serves bullies their just desserts on Halloween.

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The Toymaker

A toymaker kidnaps an elf and wages war on the North Pole.

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Reader Reviews


Readers aren't just satisfied—they've discovered new holiday favorites. Rated 5 stars across all four books from 300+ customer reviews on Amazon, Goodreads, Facebook, Instagram, and more.

"The Easter Witch was a real great book, a real great read for my son. He loved it."

- Ron Henry & Son   ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

“The best thing about the book is that it combines two totally different holidays.”

- Veena Fernando   ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

“The witch was hilarious throughout. I love the critters and the wide use of vocab!”

- Mike Picardo  ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Charmingly illustrated, wonderfully rhymie. I love this book so much."

- Melissa McCausland   ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"I'd definitely buy more books like this for my child. The illustrations were funny."

- Renee S. & Son   ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"The first thing that caught my eye was the art. The artwork was amazing."

- Chao Austin  ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Available in paperback & ebook


Paper purists and eFreaks rejoice! D. Melhoff's books are available in both paperback and ebook. Want the ebook but don’t own a Kindle? No problem. Download the free Kindle app and read it on any device.

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